This feels like an optimal moment to remind everybody about how awesome and adorable red pandas are.
Arguably the derpiest creatures in the animal kingdom, red pandas spend the majority of their time in random mischief and bumping their faces into walls and other solid objects. They dislike the inherent ‘red panda unfriendliness’ of doors, as they can never seem to open the damn things. And it is a common goal of red pandas to climb at least one human per day, especially humans with snacks.
Their voices are unexpectedly high pitched, and they engage in regular gymnastic routines when bored, as is evidenced at approximately 1:34 in the above video.
Pumpkins are the arch rivals of the red panda. Their primary attack against said rivals is a face smash, where they smash their face into the pumpkin as many times as possible to wear down the pumpkin’s defenses. In moments where smashes fail, they attack with affectionate hugs.
On occasion, red pandas reach moments of epiphany, and begin to believe that they are actually humans. In these moments of epiphany the red pandas regularly begin to philosophize on existentialism and ponder the various mathematical moral dilemmas presented by game theory. These bouts of human thought and activity carry on for sprints of about five seconds, and in these moments they even try to walk upright, but they inevitably fall flat on their sides once reality brings them back to the fact that they are, indeed, red pandas.
It is known that red pandas have a deep fascination with hats. Though the moral code of the red panda community regularly advocates ‘do not steal,’ red pandas have great difficulty obeying this simple commandment when within a paw’s reach of a nice, grey baseball cap. This fact also holds true when red pandas are in the vicinity of trays of food, they can’t keep away.
I’m launching a petition online for us to re-populate the nearest earthlike planet with red pandas. A vessel containing red panda fetuses will spend many a millennia floating through the cosmos until they land at their destination. The planet will be terraformed and subsequently re-populated exclusively with red pandas, along with some nice plants. There will be robots with cameras on the vessel as well, and videos of the red pandas on their newfound planet will be sent back to Earth for the enjoyment of future generations. This petition can be signed by hitting the follow button on my blog. Likes also count as signatures, and there are several posts on my blog now, so feel free to sign as many times as you want for a world run by red pandas.
All joking aside, red pandas are some of the most magnificent animals in the world in my eyes, and they never fail to brighten my day. Hopefully they can brighten yours as well! 🙂
And in response to the probable question in your head, yes my blogs posts can be deeply random.
I didn’t know there were red pandas, forgive my ignorance. 🙂
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All is forgiven haha I wish I could experience red pandas for the first time too they’re the most awesome creatures ever
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For a surprisingly long time European scientists thought red pandas were the only kind of pandas there were, and that these Chinese stories of giant black-and-white pandas was some kind of mythological extrapolation from the red kind!
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Oh my God that’s crazy is that honestly true hahah that’s so funny! XD
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It’s honestly so. Of course, red pandas are, while not common, still a lot more common than giant pandas, so it’s easy to see why a couple Westerners tromping around might not see any even for years, and think that the giants belonged in the same class as Chinese lions or, for that matter, dragons.
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True I guess it’s not so ridiculous now that I think about it haha very funny in retrospect though! Giant pandas are unique looking creatures as well, I can see why people would think they were just fairy tales when people described them to others!
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Lol. I love this!
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Happy to entertain!
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Casually just spent 15 minutes watching YouTube videos of Red Pandas. No shame.
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Lmao they really are the most awesome animals ever!
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I love red pandas so much! Living near DC, I have the opportunity to visit the ones in the National Zoo..and you’re right they do get into mischief. A few years ago, Rusty, DC’s red panda, actually escaped the zoo, but thankfully was later rescued…he is by far my favorite troublemaker. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/red-panda-missing-at-national-zoo/2013/06/24/350e8b4c-dcdd-11e2-85de-c03ca84cb4ef_story.html
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OmG I’ve never even seen red pandas in real life I need to find a zoo with some now! I’m happy he was found again that makes it such a funny story that he broke out haha they really are trouble makers
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What wonderful creatures! I used to live near the National Zoo and often visited the red pandas there.
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That’s so lucky I wish I could live near red pandas to see them whenever I want haha that’s awesome!
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lovely video. sweet animals
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I just wish there were more of them in the world 😦
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yes the are so beautiful !
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Wow, red pandas! Thank you so much for sharing! 🙂
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No problem at all! Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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How very informative!
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I probably should have mentioned it somewhere within the post but they’re also something of an endangered species *sighs*
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That’s terrible! Is there an organization that is helping?
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I’m not too sure on the specifics but I have read that there are some organizations trying to help conserve their habitats. They’re not quite all the way to endangered, but they are vulnerable. It would be a real shame to lose them..
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Adorable creatures! I want one!
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You and me both!
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Yes, Me too !
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Well how cute are they?! 🙂
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I knoww they’re awesome right?! 🙂
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I had not known of red pandas before! 🙂
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They’re some of my favorite animals in the world! 😀
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Adorable creatures! Thank you for the informative post.
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No prob at all! Happy you enjoyed them! 😀
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Cute creatures. Thanks for sharing. Thanks also for stopping by my blog. I appreciate it.
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Happy you enjoyed them! And thanks for dropping by my blog as well! 🙂
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They are beautiful creatures. That was a nice tribute. 🙂
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They really are beautiful creatures, happy you enjoyed it! 🙂
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Wow, how playful and mischievous they are. Simply adorable.
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They’re the best I wish they were in larger numbers and were domesticated so everybody could have one as a pet haha
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ha ha ha…I don’t know that I would want another kid. They act like my kids.
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Haha that’s awesome your kids must be entertaining
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I love this piece with humor and compassion. And yes, I count all 33 thoughts. Thanks.
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So happy you enjoyed it! I feel like everybody should experience red pandas in some shape or form haha
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Well they are pretty awesome! I want one! (I also want a penguin, hope they’ll get along!)
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I want one too! And that sounds awesome penguins and red pandas would be too much adorable haha
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I agree with you when you say these animals are awesome! They’re hilarious to watch – love your video! I’ve never seen red pandas in action before. Thank you. 🙂
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They are awesome! They’re so funny they do the most ridiculous things, if you get the chance to check out some videos they’re especially funny as babies they just bump their faces into everything haha happy to know you enjoyed the post! 🙂
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Great video, Oscar. They are so funny and beautiful. I enjoyed seeing them at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney last year.
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That’s awesome that you’ve seen them in person, I’m ashamed to admit I’ve never witnessed their funny behavior first hand, they just seem like such social/quirky animals I really wish there were some nearby for me to see haha, happy to see you enjoyed the post! 🙂
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Too cute, had no clue they existed lol
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They’re the best things to ever happen to the wilds of planet earth haha
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I’m used to possum and armadillos, deer, cattle, alligators, etc lol
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alligators terrify me haha but all dangerous animals when they’re a safe distance away are awesome to observe the world’s an amazing place
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I agree, I always admire nature, whether it be animal or land, I’ve traveled quite a bit and the world is so pretty
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Oh yeah!! Red Panda planet!!! 😀
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Once the technology is there this must happen!!! Lmao 😀
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Hey 🙂 by the way I nominated you fro the Real Neat Blog Award.. hope you don’t mind 😉
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Thank you so much hiddendragonn! I’ll be sure to honor this nomination with great care!
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I can’t open the video:(
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Nooo! Hahah well, if push comes to shove, if you go onto youtube you should be able to find some awesome videos of red panda that might be viewable! 🙂
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This video is hysterical! What adorable creatures 🙂 ❤ Now- I want one…
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I wish I could have one too! They’re the best most adorable creatures ever!! 🙂
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That first part of the video where the panda fell over when the person walked in the door had me crying I laughed so hard, had to keep going back to it 🙂 ❤
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LOL I think I watched that sporadically for an entire day the first time I saw it, he seems so composed before he gets freaked out, I love how his other friend tries to get him back on his feet like ‘come on get up man’ that’s one of my favorite red panda videos ever haha
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Thank you for following Insight From A Woman’s Heart. I am happy to have you as an important part of my blogging community. Welcome.
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No problem thanks for welcoming me into your community! I saw that you met the prime minister of New Zealand that’s so awesome! And raw oysters are so delicious I wish I could have some right now haha thanks for stopping by! 🙂
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We did get to meet the Prime Minister. Prince Harry is coming to Stewart Island…think we might be pushing it to hope that we might get to meet him? lol
Oyster as relish…if you’re ever in Bluff you will have to be sure to try the Bluff oyster…it’s amazing.
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That’s so cool, I truly need to check out New Zealand I actually have a few cousins out that way haha I would love to try the oysters from Bluff someday! And that’s so awesome that you might see Prince Harry too omG!! 🙂
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If you have family in Nz, what a great reason to visit…and by all means if you are here you must sample the iconic Bluff oyster.
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Definitely need to check out that awesome country some day the beautiful land of Lord of the Rings haha and Oysters are just so delicious I need to try out this iconic Bluff Oyster some day!!
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I love the video! Red pandas are adorable. I saw some at the Norfolk zoo years ago. Thank you!
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No problem at all very glad that you liked the video and the post! I love red pandas so much they always make me happy when I watch videos of them. I just need to see them in person now, you’re lucky you got to! 🙂
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Cuteness overdose!!! Thank you!!! 🙂 ❤
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Haha very happy you enjoyed!! No problem at all!! 😀
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Very interesting. I was unaware of there being Red Pandas. They are really adorable and act just like little children..cute. Thanks for sharing.
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Glad you enjoyed it! Yeah I love these guys they do act like a bunch of rambunctious kids haha they’re awesome! 🙂
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Thank you for a fun, fascinating, insight into creatures I’d never heard of
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No problem! Very happy to have exposed you to the awesome and wonder-filled world of red pandas! 🙂
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Reblogged this on Gentle Kindness and commented:
This video of the red pandas is so cute and the post has a lot of interesting info about them. If you love cute animals, please take a few minutes to check out this post.
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Thank you so much for the reblog!! I’m so happy you liked the post and thank you so much for the kind comment as well!! You can’t go wrong with red pandas!! 😀
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I love them. I love the way one of them climbed up the lady and then went around her shoulders to get the snack.
He was so cute.
annie
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He really was! Haha they just seem like such fun loving animals, I love the one at the start who gets scared when the human appears it was just too much for him he looked like he gave up on life right then and there lmao
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Fantastic post!!!! I love red pandas, though hardly ever see them at our local zoo because they seem to dislike Auckland weather and spend their time indoors — possibly liking your blog in an attempt to have their own planet.
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So happy you enjoyed!!! Lmao that’s cool they’re at least near to you! They deserve their own planet by virtue of their being the most awesome creatures of all time they just overload me with cuteness I can’t take it!! fdasjkfldsajlfkdsdfjfd 😀
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The red pandas were absolutely adorable.
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So glad you liked! 🙂
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Who knew?
I guess now I do. 🙂
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Indeed! And red pandas can never be forgotten haha
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Loved this. So glad you shared. The first time I saw a red panda was on a kid’s show. I thought it was a fox! I think it was something about Eco friends or something like that. Sorry I can’t remember exactly. I’m now following you.
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I’m so happy you liked the post! I love red pandas haha they’re such happy go lucky creatures to me, and it’s okay that you can’t remember the exact source I remember a friend of mine from high school introduced me to red pandas and I was just like oh my God how are these creatures real hahaha they do look a lot like foxes, but once you get to watching them a lot they have their own flare and feel more like people to me than foxes do. And thank you so much for dropping by my blog and for the follow!! 🙂
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Welcome!
And a return thanks for following me!
Melinda
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No problem at all!! 🙂
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Hi Oscar,
Thank you for subscribing to my blog! Here you’ll find more than 3500 pictures from Norway and Norwegian nature, mostly in ‘full screen mode’, and new pictures will be påosted regularly! Please enjoy!
If I may give you a suggestion? Please open my ‘INDEX’! Here you’ll get a much better ‘lay of the land’, so to speak.
You may see how many pictures you are about to see, and in the bottom of most any post, you’ll find a link bringing you straight back to the INDEX where you may choose a new post. (Easy!) Welcome to my world!
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Awesome! Norway seems like a really cool country I’d love to go visit some day the pictures you take of the scenery are lovely! 🙂
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Thank you, Oscar!
Make sure you don’t miss the next one:
(Rygge – Larkollen) Will probably be published on wednesday/thursday some time.
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Reblogged this on Mon site officiel / My official website.
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Thank you so much!! Happy you enjoyed it!! 🙂
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It may be heretical but I’ve never been overly charmed by the giant panda. IMHO, watching one of those compared to watching a red panda, is rather like watching baseball compared to ice hockey. 😉
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We’re all entitled to our own individual opinions! I do enjoy giant pandas, but I just really love red pandas for whatever reason haha the baseball to ice hockey comparison is an interesting visual, constant action with hockey and large expanses of dead space with baseball very true, though I enjoy both from time to time 🙂
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Very Creative.
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Thank you so much!!
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Every day my life awakens to something new ….. and thanks for the follow.
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Happy you like the post! And no prob! 🙂
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Hi Oscar. I have to admit never knew there were red pandas. They are cute. Many thanks for wanting to follow my poetry adventures. Nice to meet you. And for liking my poem “The Cruise!” Peace and Best Wishes. The Foureyed Poet.
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No problem at all! So happy to introduce you to the crazy and wonderful world of red pandas! Nice to meet you as well fellow blogger, peace and best wishes to you 🙂
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Apparently they are more closely related to raccoons than they are Giant Pandas, which explains a lot.
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Ahhh yeah that makes a lot of sense haha if only all raccoons just became red pandas damn
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http://clubpenguinmajorlargenews.wordpress.com/2015/04/25/hiring-staffs/ plz help
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Very confused by this haha what is this exactly?
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I really enjoyed your post about the RED PANDA and also think that, despite the fact that it may steal now and then small things, it wouldn’t be a real rival to the human being and therefore a real enrichment for the world. Thank you very much.:)
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Red Pandas certainly enrich the world! I freaking love these guys! Haha certainly not a real rival to the human being, thank you so much for the comment!
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Remind s me of stories my students told me kungfu panda have u seen??
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I actually haven’t seen kung fu panda I know I have to haha I’m behind in regards to animated movies I need to catch up!!
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I haven’t seen myself just heard stories from my students
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Interesting! Thanks for sharing!
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So happy you enjoyed!! I really like red pandas haha
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